Your Price: $14.98
Do not adjust your screens. What you are seeing is real, courtesy of the folks at Taylor Gifts. I think the government should intervene on this one: get a list of every person that has ever purchased this, track them down, kidnap them, beat the shit out of them, and drop them off in some poverty stricken country where apples and pears are killed for.
Also works great with meat, fish, pizza and burgers! The possibilities are endless! Just use your imagination!