Sunday, January 14, 2007

More Pie, Please. No Really, I Have Room Now


INCH MASTER Add Inches To The Waistband Of Jeans, Skirt, Slacks Or Shorts . A safe and easy way to temporarily stretch your clothing. Just moisten (or wash) the garment, insert InchMaster into the waistband area, and extend to the desired size. When the garment dries, it retains the new size. Waist sizes up to 50 inches. $29.95

Ahem.

Or, Mr & Mrs Obese American, you could:

a) stop eating so damn much

b) buy a few pairs of jeans (I'm guessing you'd need more than $29.95, due to the massive bolt of fabric required to make them for you)

c) go drown yourself in a lake (do not jump; you will trigger a tsunami)

Really? You're a size 50 and need more room? Might I suggest a lovely mirror then?

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2 comments:

S* said...

Good lord! (I'm too disgusted to come up with something more insightful to say.)

pinknest said...

hmmm...but this could come in handy!