Friday, January 05, 2007

I'm Crashin' It


CAR TRAY AND STORAGE BIN. Swiveling car tray. Eat on the go, and keep your car clean! No more spilled food and drink in your lap or seats. Nine inch round tray table fits into car's cup-holder. Features 1" high, no-spill rim, and non-skid surface. Arm swivels, raises and lowers to convenient position. Plastic, 9 x 2½ x 1". Was: $39.98Now: $14.98

Attention Porkers! Finally! A way to make it easier for you pigs to eat nasty fast food and drive your Ford Expedition at the same time! Put one in the back seat so your kids can grow up to be just as fat, nasty and obnoxious as you are! Awesome! And don't worry that it doesn't have an integrated cupholder, because you'll probably slurp down that xxxx-large supersized Diet Coke before you leave the drive-thru anyway.

6 comments:

S* said...

America at its absolute absolute worst.

greencan said...

Maybe they could sell something or someone to feed it to you, because we know how taxing driving to the drive-thru is. Maybe McDonald's should look into delivery.

Moda di Magno said...

GAH! Are we still finding ways to feed people in cars? What year is it?~

S* said...

McDonald's does deliver...at least in New York City.

greencan said...

Whoa, S*, are you serious? I have to know, really?

Chris said...

S* is correct (and winner of our trivia contest). I think only in Manhattan, though. Now THAT's lazy for ya.