Friday, January 26, 2007

Edward ScissorScams

Easy Shred Scissors shred your documents! Why pay $100 for an electric shredder? Now it's easy to shred the entire document or just part of it, you're in control. Works great dicing credit cards and statements. Metal, 16 1/2 x 10 1/4 x 12 1/2. $11.98

Here's what I think about Easy Shred Scissors and their idiot customers:

1) If you used a credit card to buy this thing, then just go ahead and cut them all up, okay?

2) You'll really be kicking yourself when this is the only pair of scissors you can find when you need to cut something.

3) With every other gadget claiming to save you time, money or free you from debilitating pain, this piece of garbage will take up all your time and give you arthritis!

4) When is the last time you needed to shred just part of something?

5) Did you know that the prices for shredders have finally fallen below the dreaded 100-dollar mark? Really.

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