Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Deep Bath, Deeper Shit



DEEPWATER BATH CLEAR
Now you can fill the bathtub with 60% more water! Enjoy a deeper, warmer, more luxurious bath with this handy gadget. Covers the overflow drain so you can fill the tub to the top. Suction cups in place. $9.95

Okay, everyone, gather round. Does everyone know what the words "overflow drain" mean? No? What about collapsed ceiling" or "structural damage" or "big frickin' lawsuit?" I hope my upstairs neighbor doesn't have one of these.

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