Monday, December 11, 2006

Works On Lovehandles, Too!

Hey, Ladies! Been naughty with the Christmas candy? No time to go to the gym? Can't afford that expensive Park Avenue surgeon? Then you need Perfect Profile! This miraculous new device will show results the INSTANT YOU USE IT! Skeptical? Just look at these incredible before and after photos! The results are so fast, that our model didn't even have time to move! (except to cut off her sideburns) Wow! Makes a great gift for your mother-in-law. Don't worry, she'll thank you later.

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5 comments:

Tom Bailey said...

Your handcuff picture really caught my eye on your blog.

Chris said...
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S* said...

What's up with that chick's sideburns in the first photo?

Matt said...

yeah, all you need is Photoshop 5!!

Matt said...

it's the world's first FAT SHAVER!