Monday, December 04, 2006

Why Not Just Throw Your Wallet Into the Fireplace?

"Add color and light to the base of your tree as you hide its unsightly stand. Tree base cover screens-off your tree stand, but also works as delightful decor as well. colorful, translucent fiberglass/resin shell depicts an appropriate holiday scene, and is lit from within by a 20-light clear mini-light string. $99.99"

Or you could get:
a) $100 worth of presents to hide that "unsightly" stand.
b) a tree skirt for $3.99
c) a life

1 comment:

Slinky Redfoot said...

yeah but think about the joy of stepping on that thing 'by accident'. Opps! Oops again! Opps again and again and again and again! Now it's a small pile of colorful sand you fucking cheesy morons. Merry Christmas!