Wednesday, December 06, 2006

So Now There's Crap on The Wall, Too!


Hidden Toilet Paper Holder Leaves Clean Lines in Bathroom.
Whether you have pets that play with toilet paper or just have a small bathroom with limited space, you'll appreciate the uncluttered simplicity of the Hidden Toilet Paper Holder, a flush-mount recessed cabinet that leaves only smooth lines on your bathroom wall. The tissue is readily available through the access door. Paint the plastic cover to complement your d├ęcor. Comes in white, shown painted brown. $29.99


Oh my God. I just can't take it anymore. Why are clean lines so critical in the bathroom? Are you hosting cocktail parties in there? Modern Art exhibits? If your bathroom is so small that roll of toilet paper is compromising your ability to take a shit, then I don't want to see the rest of your apartment. Notice how they've painted the wall and holder in a shade of brown that closely resembles the color of shit. (Subliminal warning, perhaps?) Gross. And I can guarantee that your dog or cat will figure out how to pry that flimsy plastic door open and roll away in no time.

1 comment:

Slinky Redfoot said...

I know- all i could think of was clean lines of shit smeared on that awful wall