The iSpot Chair. It's the answer to the question no one ever asked. "How can I be more obnoxious and distracting at work?" This waste of $200.00 has an iPod input jack and speakers built into the armrests of the chair so that you can "rock and roll" (I couldn't resist) at work. A great way to get fired! And you deserve it (after a lengthy beating with open staplers and computer keyboards first). I originally saw this in the Staples catalog, but the website says it's discontinued. I guess there really is a Santa!