Friday, December 08, 2006

Pumps Your Wallet Dry!

Magical soap dispenser makes washing hands fun! Reach under the sprout and the no-touch infrared sensor will activate SOAP GENIE's dispenser as it plays a charming musical chime. Makes it fun for kids to wash their hands! No-drip innovation eliminates both waste and mess. Holds 24 oz. of soap, sunscreen, moistuizer of sanitizer. Stands 8" tall. Runs on 4 AA batteries (not included). Select white or black. Created by Sharper Image Design. $39.99

Sprout? God, how many copywriters can't be bothered to proofread their work first?

Here we go again! "Makes it fun for kids to wash their hands!" Yes, this is exactly what your home needs, the constant sound of this chime going off while your kids develop OCD from repeated handwashing. Eliminates waste? Lets see: uses 4AA batteries that will need frequent replacement, not to mention the liquid soap that it pumps out. Better open up some more credit cards! I think not, Sharper Image Design.

1 comment:

Slinky Redfoot said...

and how that thing looks like a dong, with goop spilling out of it? BLECH!