Wednesday, December 20, 2006
“These beautiful, pre-decorated and pre-lit Artificial Trees came out of their boxes mere seconds ago... complete with a bow topper too! As elegantly decorated as any of the Christmas trees you see in the prestigious storefronts of Manhattan's Fifth Avenue... but these 6' artificial pines won't take you a week to decorate! Just pull it out of the box, pre-decorated and looking gorgeous even when not plugged in. $169.99”
Really? This is an "artificial" tree? This ugly, flimsy, cone-shaped pre-lit piece of shit with wire innards is not real? I don't know what to say. Yes, I do.
Oh, come on. Who takes an entire week to decorate their tree? You'd have to be lazy and/or stupid. I can't wait to see that looks on people's faces a year from now, when those pre-installed lights fail, sending this waste of $170.00 straight to the garbage, where it belongs.
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