Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Pre-Lit Piece of Shit


“These beautiful, pre-decorated and pre-lit Artificial Trees came out of their boxes mere seconds ago... complete with a bow topper too! As elegantly decorated as any of the Christmas trees you see in the prestigious storefronts of Manhattan's Fifth Avenue... but these 6' artificial pines won't take you a week to decorate! Just pull it out of the box, pre-decorated and looking gorgeous even when not plugged in. $169.99”

Really? This is an "artificial" tree? This ugly, flimsy, cone-shaped pre-lit piece of shit with wire innards is not real? I don't know what to say. Yes, I do.

Oh, come on. Who takes an entire week to decorate their tree? You'd have to be lazy and/or stupid. I can't wait to see that looks on people's faces a year from now, when those pre-installed lights fail, sending this waste of $170.00 straight to the garbage, where it belongs.

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3 comments:

S* said...

Manhattan's Fifth Avenue? Pshah!

Chris said...

Yes, but the cartoon version seen in movies like Stuart Little.

Moda di Magno said...

Super WTF! rating just for the title of the post. xoxox