Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Operation Ugly American

The Correspondent's Jacket
"This lightweight jacket has 18 pockets that organize travel essentials such as a passport, travelers checks, camera, film, maps, note pads, pen/pencils, GPS, iPod, or water bottle, keeping them close at hand for quick access. Removable sleeves unzip and store in a back pocket during warm weather. Made of soft 70% cotton/30% nylon and lined with moisture-wicking mesh, the jacket has reinforced stitching at stress points, adjustable cuffs, elastic waist, and durable zippers and snaps that keeps contents secure and wont break or snag cloth. $89.95"

Other ideas for the Correspondent's Jacket:
1) Wear it while driving around in your Hummer, for a more authentic look.
2) Take a spontaneous trip to some war-torn Middle Eastern region and play "reporter."

3) Start a local chapter of the Christiane Amanpour fan club.
4) Remove the sleeves and use them to hang yourself from the nearest tree.

1 comment:

Slinky Redfoot said...

Does your arm come off with the sleeve? Cool!