Friday, December 08, 2006

Nutcracker Weak

Ladies, accessorize your holiday outfit with these frigid, sexless flat ballerina shoes. I'm stumped at the appeal of these, as if they will magically transform you into the ballerina of your pre-pubescent fantasies. And thank God for that "working bow," as if you'd never get these ugly shoes on your feet without it. Nice to know you get a discount for buying in bulk.

1 comment:

Slinky Redfoot said...

i agree, and don't understand why they are so popular esp in NYC. They are one step up from those slippers you steal from Radisson Inns.