Friday, December 22, 2006

It's Ugly, It's Pretentious--It Has An Expiration Date!

“This obelisk paperweight features a 2007 calendar and is a fitting year-end gift. Calendar measures 2" square x 6"T. $15.00”

Should you find yourself receiving this pretentious, stupid gift, do not panic. You may not be able to "accidentally" break it, and regifting could be problematic, but, after 2007, you can just throw it away because it will be even more useless than when you got it!

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