Wednesday, December 06, 2006


"NEW! The king of all iPod docking stations!
Why do we call it the king? Because it's the only docking station made especially for the "throne" room. One-of-a-kind unit plays your iPod while also charging it, so you can take your music any-where (and we do mean ANYWHERE!). Includes a bath tissue holder - perfect for the man who has everything. Moisture-proof construction with four built-in speakers. Includes AC adapter. 8 1/4"L x 3 2/3"H x 7 1/2"D. arms fold when not in bathroom use. iPod not included. iCarta Stereo Dock $99.99"

The iPod. The toilet paper dispenser. Two items that I would have never mentioned in the same sentence—or even the same paragraph—until some idiot decided to Frankenstein them together into the beast you see here. This all-in-one bullshit has gone too far. Where is the integrated alarm clock and calculator? Can I plug my laptop into it? Is GPS available? I want to be the fly on the wall when someone drops their iPod into the toilet, though. That’ll teach ‘em.

1 comment:

Slinky Redfoot said...

these cheap-o manufacturers of chachkee are milking this ipod trend for all its worth and then keep going.