Tuesday, December 26, 2006

If It Ran On Batteries, It Would Be Perfect

Here are two new directions for the makers of the 3-in-1 kitchen to expand into.

Attention Slumlords! Tired of fielding complaints from your weekly tenants about the lack of a kitchen in your SRO? Sick of crude hotplates setting your run-down tenaments ablaze? ACLU up your ass about that broken boiler? Spruce up that boarding house or subsidized housing project and shut everyone up at the same time with the 3-in-1 kitchen!

Attention Tenants! Haven't paid the rent in a few months? Getting evicted? Maybe you're a felon on the run from the FBI? You'll need nourishment for the long haul. Don't miss a single meal with the 3-in-1 kitchen!

(kudos to my sister for giving me the idea for this)

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