Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little

Your party table will be the center of attention and your guests will be delighted as your favorite beverage cascades into their cups from the Lighted Party Fountain. The liquid is pumped from the bottom bowl to the top where it cascades downward in a stunning waterfall effect from one tier to the next. The fountain is further enhanced by engraved-style accents designed to resemble finest cut glass. The lighted base changes colors creating a dazzling display!
This beautifully illuminated punch bowl party fountain is made of crystalline plastic and is safe and durable. Comes with eight 6 oz. cups. Hold up to 1 gallon. ETL approved. 22”H x 12” Dia. $49.95

Your party table will be the center of attention because no one will be able to believe you were stupid enough to spend money on this. One look at his hideous beast and the party is OVER. There are so many things that are just so wrong with this.

a) It's made entirely of cheap plastic
b) It's made to resemble the "finest cut glass"
c) It lights up. Puke.

I don't know about you, but I don't want to know what punch tastes like after it's been pumped through the cheap plastic innards of this thing for a few hours. And who the hell drinks punch anymore?

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