Thursday, December 14, 2006

Full of Hot Air


"Why didn't I think of that? 180s Glove and Ear Warmer Value Pack Warm Fingers with Your Breath! Our best-selling glove for men and women! Black waterproof nylon shell. Inject warm breath to warm fingers through flap-covered porthole. Thermolite insulation. Great for skiing, snowboarding and all winter activities. Sizes - Women's: S, M, L; Mens: M, L, XL. $44.99"

Why didn't I think of that? Because it's the most retarded, ill-conceived, overpriced contraption since the idiotic Pasta Express. Can you imagine giving this as a gift? Oh, thank you! Gloves to keep me warm! Wait, I have to do what? Blow into them? If anything, it's a great way to spread cold germs during the winter!

2 comments:

Matt said...

if he blows too hard, will his hand exlode?

Chris said...

Let's hope so.