Monday, December 04, 2006

Does It Work With Pasta and Cereal, Too?

"Never has victory tasted so sweet: shoot an edible miniature marshmallow over 30' with our pump-action shooter, complete with LED sight for pinpoint accuracy. The easy-to-refill magazine holds 20 marshmallows (or foam pellets-included) for fast, nonstop action. The LED sight projects a safe beam of red light to help locate a target. Barrel and magazine are top rack dishwasher safe. The back of the box even has a target for practice."

This is beyond stupid. Do they expect kids to eat the dirty marshmallows after they hit the ground? Otherwise, why is it "dishwasher safe?"

What's that noise? Oh, that's just some homeless kid dropping dead of starvation while your kids waste marshmallows for fun.

2 comments:

Slinky Redfoot said...

I think you're supposed to stick it in some kid's mouth and just shoot until he's got marshmellow coming out of his eye sockets.

Chris said...

OH my GOD, that's Brilliant! I'm ordering some for presents! I know plenty of bad little kids.