- He thinks you're easy...to talk to
- Yesterday you smelled…nice
- I just got canned...peaches
- Take the turkey out at five...of four (I like this one. Visions of burnt turkeys and ruined holidays entertain me)
- Don’t bother coming in…early
- You've sure gained a lot...of respect
Now, everyone, do you understand what they are trying to say here? Not only will you drop your call at the absolute worst point in the conversation, but you will likely never be able to redial the number and correct the error. Lives will be ruined. Turkey will be burnt. Jobs will be lost. People won't necessarilly die--unless they have T Mobile.