Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Cheaper Than A Nursing Home


"Mittens" Hat & Scarf Set! Bundle up with this flattering, fun set. Extra-warm fleece hat comes with a darling scarf that has two mitten ends for warming your hands! Great for keeping the cold under control. Polyester/acrylic; machine wash. Imported. Scarf is 60" long. $29.95

At first, I thought, "Flattering? Her hands look deformed!" Then I kept reading. The scarf and mittens are ATTACHED! It's brilliant! Keep senile Grandma from getting into trouble by restricting her movement! No more worries about her opening doors and wandering off!

3 comments:

Matt said...

and if you wrap the scarf around her neck, she strangles herself with her arms

S* said...

Yeah, what Matt said. He beat me to it.

Moda di Magno said...

I think that's Pickles Bush - is it not? Laura looks fabulous in that ensemble.