Friday, November 24, 2006

Seal of Disapproval

“Bag Sealer locks in freshness. Heat sealer creates an airtight lock that keeps chips, cookies and pretzels "store-bought crisp" in their own bag. Keeps cut veggies crunchy and fresh; also great for preparing to freeze foods. Has magnetic back and on/off switch. Comes with instructions. Uses 4 AA batteries (not included). 5" L. From MSR Imports Inc.”

Maybe this should be used to seal the wallets of those gullible idiots who are thinking, "I really need that," while a box of perfectly good Ziplock bags collects dust in their kitchen. But thank God for that on/off switch. What will they think of next?

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